So you want a add?

With all due respect to the sane people out there I think its time a BlackBerry Messenger Questionnaire was made. Here is the beginning of mine:

1. How old are you? Ok, now really how old are you?
   
2. Are you expecting nude pictures? (If so kindly delete yourself now)
   
3. Have you ever met Chris Hansen?
   
4. Do you think it’s appropriate to ask a girl her bra size?
   
5. No I don’t care how big your penis is (no, not a question).
   
6. What are your thoughts on one sided conversations? Meaning, you want me to ask all about you. (If this describes you delete yourself now)
   
7. Have you ever use the words Salami, 10 inches, or God in a description of yourself? (If the answer is yes delete yourself now)
   
8. Have you ever been deleted more then once off the same persons list?
   
9. Matter of fact in the past 30 days how many people have deleted you?
   
10. Has anyone ever gotten a restraining order against you?
    
11. Your thoughts on murder.
    
12. Do you have any weird fetishes you plan on telling me about, if so please explain now?
    
13. Are you against taking an English comprehension test? Your thoughts on good grammar?
    
14. Are you a habitual liar? Wait; don’t answer that- you’ll just lie.
    
15. If you plan on insulting my friends or me please delete yourself right now (no, you're not funny).
    
16. No, I will not meet you at some shady hotel to see Mr. Happy.
    
17. No, I don’t want to “date” you- do I look like a cyber prostitute? (No please about it, delete yourself immediately for 16 or 17)